Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?  Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

What is Santa’s favourite American state?  Idaho-ho-ho.

I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year  -  that’s because it’s on my charge card statement that long!

What is the cow’s Christmas greeting?  Moory Christmas.

What does Tarzan sing on Christmas Day? Jungle Bells.

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?  Because it soots him.

The three stages of Man:  He believes in Santa, he doesn’t believe in Santa, he is Santa.

What do you get when you team Santa with a detective?  Santa Clues.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?  He had low elf-esteem.

And what do snowmen have for lunch?  Icebergers!  (Source: cleanjoke.com)  FJ